Title: Thrift Ore
Based on: You're Under Arrest! OVA/TV
Type: Humor; 100 words
(Based on a TRUE ORY.)
You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.
Miyuki and Natsumi had answered a call from a local store owner. Miyuki was interviewing the owner for her report.
"So," Miyuki said, "when you came to work, this morning, the 'S' and the 'T' were missing from your store sign?"
"Yes," the owner said. "They must have been stolen."
Natsumi cut in. "You can't say that they were stolen, you know. If the 'S' and the 'T' are missing, you can only say that they were 'olen'."
Miyuki sighed. "Very funny."
Natsumi smirked. "If you're done taking the 'atement', let's get back to the 'ation'."
Miyuki groaned. "Please 'op'."